The relapse map
Four predictable failure points: weeks 6-9, the "I can have just one", the milestone, the sleep collapse.
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Four predictable failure points: weeks 6-9, the "I can have just one", the milestone, the sleep collapse.
I have relapsed three times across the years I've worked on this. None of them was a surprise in retrospect.
Most failures aren't failures of will. They're failures of forecasting.
Around week six, you start to feel objectively good. And then the thought arrives:
"I think I've actually done it. I could have one and it wouldn't pull me back."
This thought has a 90 percent failure rate.
The architecture against it:
If you smoke at week six, you are not going back to "occasional". You are going back to where you were on day zero.
Birthdays. Weddings. The promotion. The 40th.
The architecture:
A note: the wedding you smoked at is the wedding you smoked at, forever.
The thing you didn't see coming. The diagnosis. The redundancy. The fight with your wife.
Two things to know.
Smoking weed during a crisis does not actually help. It blunts the immediate hour, interrupts the sleep that helps you process, slows down the decisions you have to make.
The crisis is not the time to be brave. The crisis is the time to use the people, not the chemical.
The architecture:
You've been off it for forty days. Work goes through a brutal stretch. The thought arrives:
"I just need three nights to reset my sleep."
This is the one that wears the most reasonable disguise.
The architecture:
Failure is forecastable. Mark all four windows in your calendar before you start.
Forecast it. Forewarn it. Don't smoke through it.
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